July 16, 2010


You got into this business because you’re weird and funny and socially retarded. But mostly, because it pays well.

Jack, to Liz.

Today’s 30 Rock calendar page is going on my wall. May cross out “it pays well” and replace it with “the insurance is free”.

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September 23, 2010


Some reasons why I might be single

1. I like watching baseball too much. 

2. I like whiskey too much.

3. Tonight when Liz Lemon said “I’ll just have to run home first and take some.. plates out of the bathroom”, I thought to myself, “Crap, I’d have to tell potential visitors to my house the same thing”.

(Sorry, anyone who actually reads this blog. You’re gonna have to get used to a few posts like this once the season ends. Might as well start now.)

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November 21, 2010


bradofarrell:

somuchmorethanthis:

- Do you guys want to see me shotgun this?
- Oh my God she means the pizza!
30 Rock - 5x08 - ‘College’

Life goals

bradofarrell:

somuchmorethanthis:

- Do you guys want to see me shotgun this?

- Oh my God she means the pizza!

30 Rock - 5x08 - ‘College’

Life goals

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December 13, 2011


boy I wish I had some pig sedative right now.

kenneth.

me too, dude. me too.

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February 9, 2012


then after we watch fievel goes west, we’re gonna get you some ACK-SHUN!

tracy jordan

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