lider en deportes article on LHP martin perez →
this has a photo of mine in it. I’m pretty proud, as it’s a big venezuelan newspaper.
I just cut my thumbnails
so that I can type on my phone more efficiently, because I don’t feel like cutting and shaping all of my nails. I can definitely say that when I was 15 and I stopped biting my nails, I never thought this scenario would be something that happens. cutting only my thumbnails. to text better. SMH. also, apparently I’m all about efficiency today, what with this and eating rice with a...
alli: eating veg fried rice with a spoon so i can shovel it in more efficiently
alli: so sexy
katie: i like to eat out of mugs so i can raise them to my face for efficiency
alli: oh my god that is brilliant
turntable.fm sweet sounds of the 70s →
Q: what's an easy way to get me to turn off the...
A: jason bay grand slam
I hate tuesdays
feeling really crappy so far this week. frustrated with myself.
once you pop
I fucking hate that I am the exact consumer pringles brand potato crisps depicts in their ads, but here I am, home for lunch on monday about to finish off a can of reduced fat original flavor that I purchased saturday.
I've done nothing productive this weekend
I’ll do a load of laundry after the sun goes down tonight, and that’s about it. I’m both dreading and excited for this week - because of work and the texas league all-star game, respectively. a couple friends and I are making a really half-assed attempt at starting high socks watch, a blog chronicling ballplayers who wear their socks up. someone find me a theme to use for it,...
still mulling 'tree of life' over in my head
I think I need to see it again but I’m not paying another $10 to watch half an hour of malick’s version of the big bang theory. some of the non-sciencey scenes were hard to watch, too. but I think it was good. I think.
bluecatsredsox replied to your photo: These are totally ME, right? what do you guys… Can you walk in those? (I totally would not be able to move) I didn’t even really try. they were on clearance and I was like, “let’s see what it really feels like to wear shoes like this”. they were back in the box pretty quick. the last time I wore shoes with a heel over 2”...
had one of those days where no matter how I tried, I could not do ANYTHING right at work. installing a driver for something and having it function was the only highlight. WEEKEND NOW. PLEASE.
I NEED ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thefarkette: I NEED BEER!!!!! *now wondering if a beer and ice cream float is any good* it is with young’s chocolate stout. believe it.
alli: coworkers bugging me to go get a beer after work because they claim when I went last time, the bartender said he likes me after I left.
alli: this can't possibly be a bad idea
marc: he'll be cool until you make him play dress up in the bedroom with high socks
alli: I only do that with the extra cute ones. he's so-so
shuffle playlist meme
songs that play until I get up from my desk and forget about this franz ferdinand - tell her tonight morrissey - we’ll let you know calvin harris - the girls the temper trap - science of fear brenda holloway - how can I robyn - don’t fucking tell me what to do sublime - doin’ time moutain goats - broom people so basically, all favorites, because that’s what I...
just watched this clip of nick swardson’s stand-up special on netflix instant for like, the tenth time. I still die laughing every time.
I am stuck at a staff retreat all day
miss U, internets
my mouth is numb again
from another dentist visit. and I stupidly didn’t eat lunch late, so I’m starving while I wait for it to go away. I also have a headache. and I’m anxious for my friend to make his big league debut, because I am lame. basically, this is just a complain-y post and it should be ignored.
Old Time Family Baseball: Reactions From Tim... →
oldtimefamilybaseball: Ricky Romero immediately after surrendering it: In yoga, this is called the “Ahhh…fuck it.” Romero after composing himself, his hate-filled eyes cast towards center field: John Farrell’s stoic, warrior pose. His lower lip hints at the tender turmoil about to give way to tears: Naturally, Tim Hudson can only smile coyly after rounding the bases in roughly ten...
tigers vs dodgers
KCAL feed with vin scully. best.
you know something's wrong in the office when
*I* am not the one with the worst attitude.
took a swig from a new bottle of pepto I actually like the taste of pepto, maybe that’s weird but I guess I accidentally bought the cherry flavor. IT IS SO GROSS.
Why does he even ask
Dad: What do you want to watch?
Me: UT vs. Florida
Dad: K. //puts on College World Series
Dad: //switches to US Open every 5 minutes
A day in my life
Get ready to go to gym. Get out to car and realize I left my ipod in the apartment. Go back to get it, find it, then frantically search for keys for ten minutes. Keys have been in the door the whole time. Go back to car. Realize I left my phone in the apartment. Swear a few times, go back (up three flights of stairs) to get it. Finally leave. Already tired.
according to this, morrissey’s taken to covering lou reed’s “satellite of love” lately. I approve. bum bum bum! satellite of looooove
this is what happens when there's a blowout and I...
Allison: i just spent like 3 minutes staring at my browser deciding which route would be fastest to find out that pitchers name because i already forgot
Allison: i was like
Allison: should i click mlb.com and go to game day and box score
Allison: or should i hit up wikipedia for the rockies page/roster
Allison: I JUST DONT KNOW.
Allison: or just look at my tv. because it's back from commercial now.
Allison: i'm an idiot
putyourdukesup replied to your photo: Dressed. (that’s lemon lime beer salt, one of… HOLY SHIT I NEED THAT. I can send you some! message me your address! haha