when ice cubes explode upon room temperature whiskey hitting them, and it hits me in the eye
have tried the following things to get rid of this...
sleeping til noon piles of tylenol caffeine canadian tylenol with codeine not eating water cold compress a beer tons of rich food for dinner more water I fucking give up. whiskey it is.
pretty sure I'm having withdrawals
Alli: I was hoping I'd get paid today instead of tomorrow but I didn't
Alli: one more day without whiskey
Alli: that's my new band btw. we're going on tour
Harper: One More Day Without Whiskey
Alli: our debut album Payday Over The Weekend drops next week
I really need to learn to start trusting my gut.
sometimes, it’s not easy being the better person and acting like an adult.
weird, weird night.
maybe sometimes I fall into the female baseball...
Allison: I shall watch the red sox game. my bf bergy is pitching for the orioles.
Cee: He's gonna have a meltdown
Allison: totally, but he'll look absolutely adorable doing so
Engel Beltre Suspended 15 Games for Throwing Trash...
oldtimefamilybaseball: Man, if I was suspended everytime that I threw garbage at people, we’d have a real problem on our hands. Plus, Beltre taught the crowd an important lesson in recycling. I’m so pissed off I wasn’t at this game. I went to the one the night before. Hilarious.
Morrissey - Glamorous Glue today will be...
my mood went from great to terrible
so fast I think I got whiplash. blah.
finished an all day class just now
I’m now mostly certified to teach people CPR. har har.
bad, bad baseball happening in detroit
I'm broke and I have 4 beers left
97 degrees outside, 80 inside (I don’t want a $200 electric bill). those beers are not long for this world. getting through the rest of the week is going to suck.
forgot my coworker was still in the building
when I left for the day. locked her out of our office. asked what kind of tacos she wants in the morning to make up for it. “eggs benedict & prime rib!!!!” she says. I told her those won’t fit in a taco, however, that sounds kind of amazing. breakfast tacos with eggs, canadian bacon, prime rib, and hollandaise? oh my god.
the best ever death metal band outta denton never...
thefount replied to your photo: how is it possible that I’m SO good in one league… 1. LOL at 1st league name. 2. How does your league work that you have almost 70 games already according to your WLT record? I have no idea. I think it’s just points earned every week? because I won 12-5-2 last week.
Ray LaMontagne - All The Wild Horses
I have twelve movies sitting on my DVR
that I want to watch but haven’t gotten around to. I’ve seen a couple of them, but I still included them in that count since it’s been a while. so, logically, I’m recording three more tonight. being a movie addict AND baseball addict is rough.
the sunday new york times
came with a sample of reese’s puffs cereal. happy easter indeed.
need backrub so bad.
good dinner, but everything hurts for some reason. blah.
went to HEB to pick up a steak for dinner because I’ve been dying for steak for some reason. the butcher had a special on NY strip steaks so I requested one a little less than an inch thick, 3/4 lb. he went and cut it, came back, and weighed it. 1/2 lb. wrapped it and handed it to me. I said, “I asked for 3/4 lb, though. this is 1/2.” he said, “is it just...
hitting maximum level of tiredness
cranky factor rising rapidly
so, I’m dogsitting for my parents and I stayed at their house last night. normally I refuse to dogsit during the week because the damn dog is so lazy, it takes me forever to get him up and outside to pee before I go to work. plus they live about 40 miles from my work and the traffic from that direction is horrible. however, this time they paid me, so here we are. I completely forgot...
followers dropping like flies
well f you, I like my damn easter basket.
I have a terrible habit
of chewing the skin around my fingernails. I used to bite my nails, but I stopped doing that in high school, so I guess this is the replacement for it. my right hand currently has three fingers with scabs around the cuticles, and one that’s actually bleeding a little at the moment. it doesn’t make much sense that I’m obsessed with my nails looking as perfect as possible, as I...
leeleeleelee asked: Will I pass Yo La Santiago in fantasy today and forever?
tinkersghost asked: If you sit down with one person, living or dead, for hour and just pick their brain, Who and why?
Oh, and show your work.
Oh, and show your work.
whyamiinseminary asked: is brandon wood worth claiming?
bored and hazy
ask if you want. I’ll answer until I go back to sleep