whyamiinseminary asked: haha i don't get the tigers games in pburgh (YET????) and i think it would probably take some of the excitement out of it to hear about the allen-isms via tumblr.
A conversation about Manny Ramirez
Jason: Rangers tried to claim Manny too
Jason: You could have watched MANUEL EN SEPTIEMBRE!!!!!!!
Jason: pero, no
Jason: MANUEL VA A
Alli: that's fine. i don't want manny in TX
Jason: ERES ESTUPIDO!!!!!!!!
Alli: he'll pull or strain something next week and be on the DL the rest of the season anyway
Jason: No way, a new team with six weeks to play, he would want to show off a bit and be awesome so they'll sign him
Alli: yes, so he'll hustle, and break his leg
I tried to take a GPOYW
But I had a weird face in every one and it just wasn’t very attractive. It was like I was giving a side-eye look at Wednesday. Which I guess I am. Today has been weird.
Kendra: Ugh I'm going to miss some of the game because of this jury bullshit. Don't they understand I have more important things to do like watch baseball?
Alli: Aww that's lame. I'll txt you, I should see most of it
Kendra: Cool, thanks. On the plus side one of the prosecutors looks exactly like Jim Thome so at least that's entertaining.
Alli: Haha. Hit some dingers
Kendra: I just keep picturing him saying THE PROSECUTION RESTS and wanting to laugh
Kendra: JIM THOME WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE WITNESS
Alli: Hahahaha I'm cracking up
Kendra: See this is all that's keeping me from falling asleep in court
Damon: "I'm not going." →
sbnation: So I guess that settles it.
Cliff Lee to Colin Cowherd: STFU
leeleeleelee: ESPN radio personality/[cocksucker] Colin Cowherd blasted Rangers ace Cliff Lee on Monday, accusing Lee of mailing it in against the Orioles and saying he hates Texas and wants to be a Yankee. Cowherd cited an anonymous source for the report. “It’s a lie,” Lee told reporters after Monday’s game “Write that. Are you writing? Write that it’s a lie. I did not say that and nobody...
Rangers 1-hit shutout
Alli: 0-2 on Mauer and he singled up the middle
Matt: ... Well played, Mauer
DAMON WATCH 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO →
Didn’t we go through this before spring training? Whatever happens, happens.
tinkersghost asked: Say what you will about Gustavo Nunez's bat. The man can dance very well.
Maybe SHE dragged HIM to the ballpark. You never know, now.– Mario Impemba, a much better and smarter broadcaster than Rob Dibble.
Fuck the fucking Yankees!– Miguel Cabrera (via NY Daily News) (via mightyflynn)
whyamiinseminary replied to your post: For some reason, this one hurts holy hell, 9 run inning? whose fault is this? Everyone that has thrown a baseball for the Tigers so far. All four of them. :(
For some reason, this one hurts
I dare say I’ve gotten used to losing most of the time, but the looks on our pitcher’s faces are killing me.
Reporter: “Your first pitch to Gardner. That one just get away from you?”
Bonderman: “Next question”
Reporter: “So there wasn't any intention?”
Bondo: “Next question”
I know it's their job to ask, but no baseball player is going to answer those questions. Not while they're active.
Somebody’s gonna get fucking hurt. They’re going to the fucking...– Jim Leyland, throwing a fit after Miguel Cabrera was plunked and Chad Gaudin was not thrown out (the benches had previously been warned). More later.
F*** YEAH, David Robertson!: UPDATE ON THE HIGH... →
According to Mark Feinsand, who covers the Yankees for the NY Daily News, Robertson only has the high-top cleats, which look terrible with high socks. Once he gets a shipment of low-top cleats (which he expects pretty soon), he will go back to the wonderful, gorgeous, and beautiful high socks. Also, “Robertson was surprised - and amused - that so many people cared so much about his socks.” We...
Favorite Brandon Inge could be gone | detnews.com →
Top draft picks signed, 3 wins in a row
Perhaps this second half will be okay after all.
Dissension breeds winners. We should have done it earlier.– Johnny Damon on the Tigers’ dust up in the dugout. (via tinkersghost)
songsthatsavedyourlife: The Shangri-Las - “Give...
Because two women at a baseball game couldn't... →
Dibble, you’re an idiot.
Dog days of August
matt: is Joyce still up?
alli: he's just fouling everything off
matt: add him to the long distinguished list
alli: I'm going to be on that list if they don't win a fucking ballgame
THE TEAM: Seeking Help | DesigNate Robertson →
Bondo just wants pancakes. I feel you, man.
whyamiinseminary asked: The Leyland extension . . . thoughts? Looking forward to more insane lineups?
It’s been pretty quiet in here lately.. I had an out of town visitor and was busy all weekend. I also haven’t had much to say that’s very refreshing or different. I am a part of the “playoff hopes as far as the Tigers go are nonexistent” camp and now I’m just spending time fielding asshole trolls and skimming everyone else’s offseason wants and needs at...
We look like fools.– Jim Leyland after the Tigers sent Will Rhymes back to the minors. All Rhymes did was go 3-4 with 2 RBI in the Tigers 9-4 victory while playing strong defense before being sent back down. (via oldtimefamilybaseball)