I won a new lens on ebay and the Tigers are reportedly negotiating a long term contract with Justin Verlander.
Alli: I’m buying antiwrinkle stuff
Alli: fuck being (almost) 30
Alli: are you trying to tell me my face is not wrinkled but appears soft as a bunny’s fur?
Alli: haha asshole
I’ve been a user for a little over a year and I have yet to consider straying to another smart phone - I’m also a Mac user but prefer the Blackberry to the iPhone.
- Alli: is that what gets the dudes? a photo of oneself in a bikini taken from the back? I'll have to get on that
- Jason: when you look like her? yes. that is what gets the dudes.
- Jason: wearing as little as possible, in her case, works.
- Alli: my Spring Training Hotness plan is working, so maybe in a month or two. it'll be warmer then anyway
- Jason: have you successfully put together your Porcello Procurement Plan?
- Alli: it's a work in progress. seeing him yesterday helped kick it into high gear
like Spring Training tickets arriving in the mail! 48 days!!!!!