January 2010
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Watchhahaha
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Today is a great day
I won a new lens on ebay and the Tigers are reportedly negotiating a long term contract with Justin Verlander.
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ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball Features Star-Studded... →
Nope, ESPN has no bias whatsoever. /sarcasm
It’ll be pretty funny if it doesn’t happen to be Zack Greinke’s turn to start when the Royals are on for the first time in over ten years, though.
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Led by Joel Zumaya, Tigers No. 1 in 100-mph... →
Consolation prize for coming in second in the AL central, wooooo!
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In which I am getting old
Alli: I’m buying antiwrinkle stuff Alli: fuck being (almost) 30 Alli: :( Harper: Alli: are you trying to tell me my face is not wrinkled but appears soft as a bunny’s fur? Harper: y—-sure Alli: haha asshole
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Got a new Blackberry today.
I’ve been a user for a little over a year and I have yet to consider straying to another smart phone - I’m also a Mac user but prefer the Blackberry to the iPhone.
First two apps downloaded before I even got home: the Tigers shortcut (takes you directly to a mobile version of tigers.com) and ÜberTwitter, of course.
A work in progress
Alli: is that what gets the dudes? a photo of oneself in a bikini taken from the back? I'll have to get on that
Jason: when you look like her? yes. that is what gets the dudes.
Jason: wearing as little as possible, in her case, works.
Alli: my Spring Training Hotness plan is working, so maybe in a month or two. it'll be warmer then anyway
Jason: have you successfully put together your Porcello Procurement Plan?
Alli: it's a work in progress. seeing him yesterday helped kick it into high gear
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Porcello and Perry are the Tigers' Young Guns →
Is it April yet?
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Nothing to brighten your day
like Spring Training tickets arriving in the mail! 48 days!!!!!
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Greinke has grown up over past year | MLB.com:... →
Zack Greinke interviews make my day.
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jj - things will never be the same again
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Oh, and happy arbitration day
I guess.. hoping my favorite players and teams come to agreements fast!
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Rick Porcello on MLB Tonight after win over... →
(via fuckyeahpitchers)
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Day = ruined.
alli: SADFKLHZXDIFHSDPIFHNSDPJFSD
alli: THEY SIGNED VALVERDE
alli: $14M 2 YEARS FUCKING WHAT THE HELL GOD DAMN IT
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Hot Chip - One Life Stand
My first official...
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'Pitchers and catchers report' are best words to... →
Indeed. It’s pathetic how much I relate to the fan quotes in this silly little article, but good to know other people feel like I do.
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Detroit Tigers move closer to signing closer Jose... →
I wasn’t thrilled about the idea of paying for a closer when the Tigers already have a couple guys that could step up and fill the role. I definitely do NOT support paying Valverde $12m+ for two years; that’s more than Fernando Rodney got from the Angels! Remember Rodney, the closer they LET GO to SAVE PAYROLL? Ugh, please let this be a rumor and nothing more.
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MLB announces 2010 Spring Training schedule |... →
Quite a few games will be on ESPN.
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The year of the Tiger
I was recently invited to a Chinese New Year party - the party’s in a few weeks, but the actual Chinese New Year takes place on February 14th. 2010 is the year of the Tiger.
You knew where I was going with this, right? It has to bode well for the Detroit Tigers… right?
Big Unit officially ends 22-year career | MLB.com:... →
Randy Johnson has been in the major leagues almost as long as I have been aware baseball existed. I really enjoyed watching him get his 300th win this year. So long, big guy.. I have a feeling it’ll be awhile before someone dominates the game for as long you did.
In which we discuss cougaring
alli: why does miley cyrus get to date hot dudes that arent even too young for me
mary ham: aha who is she dating
alli: liam hemsworth?
alli: oh
mary ham: ohhh
mary ham: australian
alli: i guess hes 19
mary ham: hellllooo
alli: i thought he was older. that's cool then
alli: hahaha
mary ham: old enough
mary ham: meow
mary ham: ugh this boy is adorable http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1093951/
mary ham: he was in that angus thongs snogging movie
alli: what
alli: snogging thongs
mary ham: it was on nickelodeon
mary ham: but it was directed by that lady who did bend it like beckham
alli: oh
alli: i was not aware
mary ham: wtf he's engaged to a 43 year old
mary ham: and i felt gross for wanting to bang
mary ham: http://bit.ly/IFPnq
mary ham: ew
alli: wtf
alli: ew
mary ham: she was the director of one of his movies
mary ham: ew wtf
mary ham: whatever
mary ham: go for yours cougar lady
alli: how old is he
mary ham: 19
alli: wait
alli: who are we talking about
mary ham: oh the cute boy from the British teen flick
alli: oh
alli: so they're both 19.
alli: nevermind i misread the imdb
mary ham: haha yeah
alli: i thought his said 1980
alli: i was like, asshole, hes my age
mary ham: haha
mary ham: thats gotta be awkward for her two daughters
mary ham: and ex husband
alli: yikes
mary ham: http://bit.ly/563Lbw
alli: her ex hubs is kind of a silver fox, yo
alli: i'd hit it
mary ham: fer reals
alli: hes like ira glass styles sexy
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An ice scraper in south Texas
Apparently I need one. This is ridiculous.
WatchBetter late than never. This always made me laugh back when Fallon was on SNL..
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New Year stuff etc
So, I have a couple resolutions that I’m not getting into publicly, but one that I will share is my second attempt at taking a photo per day for a year. I tried to do it for 2009, but I didn’t purchase my dSLR until February, and a couple weeks into 09 I lost the charger for my point & shoot camera for awhile.. and gave up. For what it’s worth, flickr tells me I uploaded 1155...
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