The Mountain Goats - Moon Over Goldsboro ...
Half-heartedly watching the World Series is the... →
Sitting at work chugging green tea like my life depends on it. It’s dark and cold and rainy out. I missed work Friday due to the bruise and drama accompanying it, among other things, so it feels weird to be here. My car is back. They couldn’t find anything wrong with it. We’ll see about that. So, these a-holes and their team won the AL pennant last night. They’ve also...
alli: I think it might be whiskey time. hmm
alli: then if I'm up I can find the remote
lindsay: liquid motivation
alli: I kinda have to pee too
lindsay: also liquid motivation
alli: I need several reasons to get up, you see
alli: for it to be worth it.
lindsay: i see, i see
lindsay: well, that's just prioritizing your time. it's what the most successful CEOs do. haha
alli: phillies phuckups eh
harper: phuck them phillies
alli: i can't think of a way to tell you i was sleeping that includes words with 'ph' in them
harper: i phelt tired so i phound time to catch phorty winks.
‘R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call...– Dwight Schrute
lindsay: endless scrimps at red lobz.
lindsay: not sure when it ends
lindsay: just saw a commercial
alli: word, we must go asap
lindsay: yeah i'm not sure when but soon
lindsay: i wonder if it's crazy expensive.
alli: I mean 30 shrimp wasn't bad
lindsay: probably like $17 or something
lindsay: i always want to go, but i've never actually gone
lindsay: yeah but i bet there are some people that seriously challenge that endless thing
alli: its 15.99
lindsay: that's not awful
alli: I would totes pay that for all i can eat shrumps
lindsay: i love shrumps too
alli: and SHRAMPS
lindsay: FRANCH SHRAMPS
lindsay: plus, you could blow off the BS sides and just chow on scrimps and really get your money's worth
alli: hey so like, sorry but back to shrimp
lindsay: OF COURSE
alli: do you think i could eat more if they were the scampis, or fried?
alli: but aren't those like drenched in butter
lindsay: yes, but if they're friend, they're also covered in a fat and then also bread
alli: yeah true
lindsay: i wonder if you can switch up types
lindsay: like at olive garden with neverending pasta bowl
alli: it says pick 2 or more.
alli: maybe both
lindsay: or if you have to dance with the scrimps that brung you
lindsay: haha totally
Aside from last Friday night, I’ve slept about 4 hours a night the past two weeks. For the most part it was related to baseball and stressing out about that. Obviously that’s no longer the case. I keep waking up from a deep, dark sleep, panicking that my life is pointless and it’s going to end before I have a chance to do anything about it. I thought I already went through this...
wishful thinking, I guess.
alli: i feel like i havent been on the internet in months
harper: you haven't. it's actually already April 3rd.
harper: ARE YOU READY FOR BASEBALL SEASON??
alli: YAY BASEBALL SEASON!
Please, no free passes for manager Jim Leyland... →
I hate that I agree with a lot of this. I’m not sure why everyone (yours truly included) loves Jim so much. I found myself wanting to throw things upon seeing some of the lineups for certain games this year as well as decisions made during them. Personally I think I’m just attached to him after the craziness of ‘06 and ‘09, but I really can’t explain why. He’s a...
Oh hi there, tumblr
I had a pretty busy weekend, more on that later. I’m just glad I can stop being a Yankees fan now, thanks to them sweeping the Twins. Angels vs. Yankees in the ALCS is going to be a fantastic series and I can’t wait.
Today's Pictures: Pompadours and Beehives! →
Should have just stayed away
I peek at the yankees/twins game and nick punto is on base. Are you freaking kidding me, yankees?? (he was out at second on a double play moments later, BUT STILL. NICK PUNTO.)
Richard Hawley - Ashes on the Fire I finally...
The Grandstand: Our season all comes down to this →
Curtis Granderson weighs in on tomorrow’s big game. I know it’s silly, but him promising they’ll give everything they’ve got makes me feel strangely at ease.
There was an incident that took place on Saturday and it is a personal matter. I...– Miguel Cabrera So, there you have it.
Brad Ausmus in his managerial debut →
camanda: “Where’s Loretta? Where’s my bench coach?” Can he take over when Leyland retires? kthx
Alton Ellis - All My Tears Come Rolling I guess...