August 28, 2014


robdelaney:

I’m in a new show called REALLY. It is an Amazon Original Pilot. 

WATCH IT HERE.

It stars Sarah Chalke & Selma Blair & Jay Chandrasekhar. Jay Chandrasekhar wrote & directed it. 

If you like it and want to see more episodes, please RATE IT, REVIEW IT and SHARE IT. 

Amazon will decide to make more based on your ratings & reviews. 

Thanks. Do feel free to repost this. xo

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August 25, 2014


August 24, 2014


My $5 subscription to Cosmo is paying for itself in ways I never imagined

My $5 subscription to Cosmo is paying for itself in ways I never imagined

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cats & abs

August 23, 2014


Chillaxing in the wonder room at the art museum.

Chillaxing in the wonder room at the art museum.

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August 22, 2014


Pillow talk with my cat

"You make everything tolerable, Frannus."

"Meow?" (gets up and walks away)

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August 20, 2014


I just want to sit here and eat chips and drink anything.

Thunderstorms woke me up several times last night.

I had a weird exchange with my boss at work that left me feeling really unsettled and kind of hurt.

I randomly applied for another job that I may have been underqualified for a couple weeks ago and got the rejection email today.

I am supposed to go ride the horse and I will because I enjoy that but it’s hot and I really don’t feel like it. And I don’t want my ride tonight to be the last time with one of my good friends, but it will be because we’re both moving on to ride elsewhere next month, for reasons that make me alternately sad and angry and I wish I could even begin to explain them.

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complaining post

August 18, 2014


Ever since I actually started to feel better a few months ago, I’ve been surprising myself with the inability to sit still and be calm. Is this what I’m really like? Was I just too fatigued and ambivalent to do anything before? A friend from California came to visit over the weekend; one of the days was inadvertently planned all the way from wake up to pass out. I kept waiting for it to hit. But I wasn’t tired.

I woke up today expecting to feel relieved when I remembered I’d be alone in my apartment by the evening, but I wasn’t. Maybe once I’ve known someone for over 15 years, a friend I can pick up with right where we left off many months ago when we last saw each other, I can be around them without needing all that time to recharge. Or maybe I’m just not really like that anymore.

When I saw her last she was getting married to her boyfriend of almost 10 years. In all that time they did not live together, not until a month before the wedding. I had never realized that, as I moved away eight years ago. In between sips of wine we talked about how so many people find it ridiculous and imply we aren’t real women because we don’t want to have children. She thought that she might change her mind once she got married, and she hasn’t. People think my boyfriend’s kids won’t be enough for me and I’ll want my own, and I don’t. She tells me about being married and how it’s impossible to really explain but she really loves it. For the first time since I moved back out on my own I actually feel like I would rather things be this way. I don’t care if I get married anymore. I don’t care if my relationship confuses people. I tear up after I go upstairs and get into bed because I don’t understand it. If I don’t need my “me time” as much anymore, why is it okay now if I don’t marry the person I love anytime soon?

I don’t look like myself; though I am healthier, I am not Allison-shaped. Curves are there, but barely. I shy away from looking at myself in the mirror naked, but the reasoning behind it is not the same as it used to be. I don’t recognize my body in this state, the lack of cellulite and thin frame, tan arms and pale legs. I don’t dislike it, I just feel uncomfortable looking at it.

I don’t dislike my whole self in the ways I used to. I just feel uncomfortable being me.

I keep checking out piles and piles of books from the library because I want to read more, which is a pretty typical goal. I don’t know why but I feel like at some point, one of them can help me figure out who the hell I am at this point in my life.

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real talk

August 16, 2014


mrmanager:

"I wanna dip my balls in it!"

(Source: youtube.com)

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August 15, 2014


Miss Fran turns 2 today. Well, I say she does. I was told she was born in August 2012, so I just made the 15th her birthday. Happy birthday babycat! #catsofinstagram

Miss Fran turns 2 today. Well, I say she does. I was told she was born in August 2012, so I just made the 15th her birthday. Happy birthday babycat! #catsofinstagram

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August 14, 2014


Also I went to see Katy Perry on a whim and it was fucking awesome.

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